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📘 * 👃 * 🚙 * 💄 * 🌋 * 😺 * 🐊 * 💎 * 🐛 * 🕺 * 🐠 * 📒 * 🍆 * 🔋 * 🥞 * 🌸
ㅤ* If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then let's get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
ㅤ* A truck carrying copies of Roget's Thesaurus overturned on the highway. The local newspaper reported that onlookers were "stunned, overwhelmed, astonished, bewildered and dumbfounded."
ㅤ* My neighbor asked if he could use my lawnmower. I told him of course he could, as long as he didn't take it out of my yard.
💗 * 😺 * 👽 * 🎫 * 🌳 * 📒 * 🍇 * 🌂 * 💛 * 🌏 * 🏓 * ⛳ * 👃 * 💚 * 💙 * 🌸
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Smile!
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