you still havnt taken it out and im loooosing my miiiiiind

you're a little ♥♥♥♥♥

It still feels good.

Ocelot: [Snake, surrounded by the Ocelot unit, assumes his CQC fighting stance] What is that stance? And that gun?

[the Ocelot unit all laugh at Snake]

Ocelot: [Ocelot flips out his gun and catches it with his right hand] If you're not The Boss... then die!

[Ocelot pulls the trigger, but his gun jams, then Snake proceeds to take down him and every GRU surrounding him]

Naked Snake: You ejected the first bullet by hand, didn't you? I see what you were trying to do, but testing a technique you've only heard about in the middle of battle wasn't very smart. You were asking to have your gun jam on you. Besides, I don't think you're cut out for an automatic in the first place; you tend to twist your elbow a little to absorb the recoil. That's more of a revolver technique.

Ocelot: [pulls out a knife] You... filthy American dog!

[he attacks Snake, but Snake easily takes him down]

Naked Snake: But, that was some fancy shooting. You're pretty good.

Ocelot: Pretty good...

[passes out]

felt gud

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh YESHHHHHHHHH