In 1961, during the Bay of Pigs operation, I was hand-picked by JFK to locate and put down the Cuban Dictator, Castro.
As you know, the op was botched, and that led to the cold war. I was then sent over to russia to infiltrate a base, but I was captured. I was tortured for months on end.
I escaped, and killed a man with my bare hands, by fingering him to death.
I fingered many men that night.
That night, I figured I had paid my debt to america. So I went Rogue, Selling my Services in egypt and north africa.
Unfortunately, I'm going to have to track your IP and murder you, fingering your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mercilessly.
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