Santa regrets to inform you he has dyslexia and you will now be getting the one piece, not world peace! Merry Christmas!

There are sexy married Santas in your area tonight, Merry Christmas!

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So you’re going by “SalmonGrenades” now nerd? Haha what’s up douchebag. It’s Charles from high school. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah, that girl you had a crush on? Yeah we’re married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a Mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol...Pathetic.

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