dear husband.
Please get off the bloons. I need you. All our bills are due and we have no money. The credit card statement says we keep donating money to discord kittens? whatever that is. The kids miss you. Ashton jr has been biting kids at school. Hes unbearable . We need u bae. Please come back.
Your loving wife.,

meow

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

He once told me I'm a pretty girl. I'm a boy.

Thank you for your service Dan

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