Dan The Man
Daniel Sandwich   Sydney, New South Wales, Australia
 
 
my name jeff
Currently In-Game
Balatro
Recent Activity
50 hrs on record
Currently In-Game
8.5 hrs on record
last played on 26 Jan
2.2 hrs on record
last played on 14 Jan
josh 7 Sep, 2022 @ 5:22am 
signed by joshy~ :reheart:
hen 30 Aug, 2022 @ 8:20am 
1st - Woolies invitational 2015: $25 gift card
1st - Kmart Open Qualifier: spot in Kmart Open 2016
1st - Centrelink Invitationals Oceania 2016: 6 Month Jobseeker Exemption
1st - EB Games Open Lan Tournament: Professionally Restored Nintendo 2DS
2nd - Kmart Open 2016: 25% off my next purchase at Kmart
2nd - Centrelink Invitationals Oceania 2015: Centrelink Raise
2nd - JB HI FI Juniors Open: Limited Edition signed Shannon Noll CD
3rd - Big W LAN Qualifiers: Won 16GB USB
3rd - Harvey Norman Online League 2014: Won 8GB USB
4th - NAPLAN Invitational 2016: Wired Samsung Earbuds
4th - Salvation Army NT Qualifiers: Shoe Bin Voucher
5th - Dan Murphy's Open League Nationals: Eros Lemoncello 100ML
5th - Bunnings League Offline LAN - Onion in Bread
Jedi Master Henry 8 Jul, 2021 @ 12:22am 
Chess is dead

Chess hasn't been updated in almost 200 years and it's obvious the devs have abandoned it. The greedy creators took your money and laughed all the way to the bank.

I remember back in 705 AD when chess was fun. Then they started adding stupid features no one wanted like "Castling" and "En Passant" instead of listening to player feedback and fixing game-breaking bugs. I've been complaining for YEARS about the collision-detection glitch with the horsey. The "clipping-thru-pieces" bug has been abused to death and the lazy devs refuse to fix it.

Don't support this awful behaviour and boycott this company.
hen 9 Dec, 2020 @ 3:40am 
+rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
hen 24 Nov, 2020 @ 12:16am 
100% proof Liquid threw the match to boost Justin "jsk" Savages salary on CoL. Justin probably offered Stewie a Stattrack mag7 with a jkaem sticker as a bribe. Smh Valve really needs to step in on this one.

(I can call his Justin bcuz i know him irl and we're cool like that)
memphis 7 Jan, 2020 @ 6:11pm 
literal gay ♥♥♥♥ and snooze fest :steambored::steambored::steambored::steambored::steambored::steambored::steambored::steambored::steambored::steambored::steambored::steambored::steambored: