makes every game better

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⠨⠉⠉⠩⠁⠨⢀⠄⣤⣤⣴⣴⡀⠄⠢⠠⢠⢀⠆⡁⠂⣏
⠄⠄⠄⠄⡂⠁⣠⢈⣿⣻⡿⠣⠈⠄⠠⠄⠄⠐⢵⣜⡩⡧
⠈⠄⠐⠄⢠⡼⢟⣼⣔⣻⠅⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⢇⢇⣹
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠨⠈⣶⣿⣿⣷⣶⣦⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⡪⣲
⠄⠄⠄⠄⣦⣊⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣄⡀⠄⡀⠄⠄⡵⢆
⠄⠄⠄⡤⣼⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⢿⠿⣻⣿⠽⢿⢽⠜⢠⡪⣇
⠄⠄⠄⢱⣇⣽⣿⣯⣵⣤⠆⣠⣷⢠⡤⡖⢆⠄⠘⢠⢖⡉
⠄⠄⠄⠈⢿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⡾⣿⣿⠄⢱⣣⣤⠷⠁⠠⡳⢣
⠄⠄⡀⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣯⡴⠛⠟⠅⢸⣿⢄⠢⠠⢳⢫⢽
⢂⠄⡆⠄⠄⢠⢿⣿⣿⡿⠫⠄⠄⠄⠸⢱⠉⠑⡍⣮⣎⡳
⠄⠠⠢⢀⣰⣾⣯⣿⢿⣮⣋⣉⣒⣗⣚⠝⠈⢀⠠⢹⣿⣿
⡡⢁⣤⢯⢿⣏⡿⣿⡿⢻⠟⠋⠨⠣⠂⢀⡠⡕⢠⡰⠼⣿
⣴⣿⣿⣞⢸⣿⣿⣾⡗⠰⠶⠄⡄⠂⠤⡬⠪⡐⣜⢸⣽⣿
⠿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣧⣗⣿⣿⣿⣶⣾⢁⠠⠄⢹⢜⡖⡇⣻⣿⢿

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⡶⠾⡇⠀⠀⠀⢀⡶⠟⢷⡀⠀⣴⠟⠁⠀⠉⢷⣄⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⢸⡏⠀⠀⡼⣄⣀⠀⠸⣧⣤⡾⠃⠀⠹⣧⣤⢴⡾⠋⣿⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠘⠷⠶⠟⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⡇
⠀⠀⣀⢀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣦⡀⢀⣀⣮⠟⠀⠀
⣰⡟⠋⠉⣿⠀⠀⠀⣾⠟⠀⠀⣔⡿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠘⠛⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀
⣽⡀⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠻⢦⡀⠀⠻⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠘⠿⠶⠚⠹⠷⠄⠀⠀⣽⡇⠀⠀⢸⡽⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠋⠀⢠⡶⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

I find it utterly risible, you youthful neophytes, casting aspersions upon the venerable Equinox Gaming. You would scarcely dare utter such calumnies in his presence at a LAN gathering, for he is prodigiously robust. Moreover, he adorns himself in the most sartorially splendid attire, dines at the most congenial establishments, and consorts with the most captivating gentlemen. You lot are lamentably deplorable, forsooth!

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