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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.3 hrs on record
Posted: 13 Feb, 2014 @ 3:56pm

On first glance, this looks a bit like settlers.

It's not. It feels somewhat like a F2P title that somehow managed to get itself released onto Steam. There's no real fun to be had out of this one, I'm afraid.

Don't get me wrong. It's polished, the music is passable and apart from the slightly pathetic dialogue, it certainly seems functional... But the simple fact that the gameplay boils down to "Click here, watch as the same thing that's happened a hundred dozen times happens again, or don't click here and fail the level" really sort of ruins the experience.

It claims to be a 'fun time management/strategy game'. It's just a giant time-sink... You can practically smell the skinner box.

Don't be fooled by the Settlers-like screenshots. This isn't worth your time. Avoid.
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