15 people found this review helpful
Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.1 hrs on record
Posted: 29 Jan, 2023 @ 10:28pm
Updated: 29 Jan, 2023 @ 10:29pm

Early Access Review
Have you heard of or played a game called 'Startup Company', where you create websites and manage a team of staff with various disciplines?

Yeah, this is that game. This is exactly that game, right down to the list of website 'features', potential users limiting growth and marketing. The entire system, just shamelessly ripped off (And arguably made worse, since the near-identically named staff roles don't develop components, they just add 'points' that can be spent on exactly the same junk you'd spend components on in Startup Company.)

The 'added features' here are a thematic (But ultimately shallow and meaningless) focus on illicit drugs, a bafflingly odd inclusion of multiple cryptocurrencys (I wonder if the dev(s) are crypto-bros?) and exactly the sort of lazy mobile-tier 'castle crashers' attack/defend mechanics that you'd expect from a company willing to clone a much better game and sell it as their own with virtually no mechanical changes besides adding a crime theme, dumbing down the stolen mechanics and adding extra currencies based on reddit punchlines... Oh right, and they ALSO added a premium microtransactional currency for... Honestly, I didn't stick around to see what it was for.

Sketchy, sketchy, sketchy. Nothing here promises anything more than cashgrab laziness from the devs. Save yourself the time it takes to get a refund and keep scrolling through the shovelware: This ain't no gem.
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