Recent reviews by Cat with a gun

Make sure to stop and honk at all your dead friends before you touch the checkpoint!

I played this game years ago before it was on steam, so I have more experience than my hours would suggest. Every time I come back and relaunch it, I remember why I quit. I'm slowly losing silver lions for simply playing while the grind for LOW TIER is an absolute hellscape (I'm not very good), and the devs keep making it worse. The grind is horrible, I can't make money, the BR system is trash and keeps getting worse... Don't bother with this game

I get angry at work, want a nice, relaxing time of taking anger out. Then I die. I'm bad. Very bad. The soundtrack makes it worth it tho

About 20 minutes in and I broke my controller. In my defence, it was a crappy controller. And no, I totally just don't suck at the game and fail repeatedly. Not at all...

One of the best things I have ever played and just... It kills me now.Viciously. I can't imagine what master mode may do to me...

All this game does is crash. i have looked for hours and hours for a fix to this, but it. Just. doesn't. Work. This includes going into the cfg, clearing regedit, things like that. Yet, every damn time I open the game, it stutters after like five seconds and then crashes. The two times it has worked have been beautiful, though.

Right, I'm a moron. So I ran it in compatibility mode for Windows Vista (Service Pack 2) originally. I got it working perfectly using Windows XP (Service Pack 3).

Time to werf some flammen, and schreck some panzers :D

Never have I felt like I've gone this insane before

Not enough America in it

This game makes you feel all of the ups and downs as you get nearer and nearer to failing, only to gain you resources, later realizing that you chose the wrong things to take causing you to get closer to death than last time. The game is so well written, yet depressing as you feel hopeless (if you're a noob like me) as you contimue to die. This probably the only game that has nearly made me cry, and I haven't even failed entirely yet. The art style is also beautiful, so all I can do is rate this an 11/10. This is my game of the year.

Reviewing before we actually get the game? Sure, I'll join!