Blood for back

Looking for a female roomate to pay $0 rent - I will not charge you money, but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it didn't work out for reasons I'd rather not state on here. I will expect hugs at least 5 times a day and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other men during this arrangement, you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they may visit if they like. You will also be required to make me at least 3 meals a day. Physical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian, or asian only, republican, biologically female, no tattoos, no muslims, no vegans, no smoking/vaping marijuana, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, and 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement

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>:( yall so mean

yer chickens are turkeys!

you gay as two corn cobs on a turnip green