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15 of 28 (54%) achievements earned:
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Go Left

Move to the left.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2018 @ 7:17am

Go Right

Move to the right.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2018 @ 7:17am

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2018 @ 7:25am

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2018 @ 8:05am

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2018 @ 8:08am

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 3:57am

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 3:46am

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2018 @ 8:21am

A Better John

Start taking responsibility for you actions.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2018 @ 8:53am

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.
Unlocked 20 May, 2018 @ 9:02am

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2018 @ 12:44pm

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.
Unlocked 20 May, 2018 @ 9:02am

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2018 @ 4:04am

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2019 @ 12:16pm

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2018 @ 8:10am



Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.

Early Bird

Swallow every worm.

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.
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