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Go Left

Move to the left.
Avattu 4.10.2018 klo 7.17

Go Right

Move to the right.
Avattu 4.10.2018 klo 7.17

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Avattu 4.10.2018 klo 7.25

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
Avattu 4.10.2018 klo 8.05

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
Avattu 4.10.2018 klo 8.08

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.
Avattu 20.11.2022 klo 3.57

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.
Avattu 20.11.2022 klo 3.46

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.
Avattu 4.10.2018 klo 8.21

A Better John

Start taking responsibility for you actions.
Avattu 4.10.2018 klo 8.53

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.
Avattu 20.5.2018 klo 9.02

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.
Avattu 6.8.2018 klo 12.44

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.
Avattu 20.5.2018 klo 9.02

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.
Avattu 2.12.2018 klo 4.04

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.
Avattu 4.6.2019 klo 12.16

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.
Avattu 18.11.2018 klo 8.10



Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.

Early Bird

Swallow every worm.

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.
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