This is a fantastic true-to-life survival game where waves of horrifically smelling "customers" who haven't had a shower since the Clinton administration try to squeeze as many of themselves as possible into your tiny store. It's up to you to expand quickly, or risk suffocating under the tidal wave of swamp-ass and 6pm "morning breath".

Choose your story:

• Obtain the greatest card collection of all-time
  
• Lowball customers out of the rarest card
  
• Sell customers back their own rare cards at 30% markup as they tearfully regret parting with their treasured card
  
• Haggle customers down and then reject their trades anyway, asserting your dominance, while satiating your sadistic urges.
  
• Hardcore players can test their luck surviving play "events". Can YOU wade through the green clouds of festering body odor, to officiate tournaments as you fight back your own tears and vomit?
  
• Stock accessories at your own peril, as you weigh the value of the dollar against the risk of running out of space to stock deodorant.

[9/10]
1 point deducted due to missing essential features:

• Stock rooms to hoard emergency supplies of deodorant
  
• Bathrooms to relieve yourself throughout the day, or collapse in a corner as you weep in fetal position.
  
• Store customization is lacking, only really allowing you set up shelves and displays, without being able to modify paint, lighting, etc
  
• Needs an option to open packs without having to go through the tedious animation for each card

This is a fantastic true-to-life survival game where waves of horrifically smelling "customers" who haven't had a shower since the Clinton administration try to squeeze as many of themselves as possible into your tiny store. It's up to you to expand quickly, or risk suffocating under the tidal wave of swamp-ass and 6pm "morning breath". Choose your story: [list] [*] Obtain the greatest card collection of all-time [*] Lowball customers out of the rarest card [*] Sell customers back their own rare cards at 30% markup as they tearfully regret parting with their treasured card [*] Haggle customers down and then reject their trades anyway, asserting your dominance, while satiating your sadistic urges. [*] Hardcore players can test their luck surviving play "events". Can YOU wade through the green clouds of festering body odor, to officiate tournaments as you fight back your own tears and vomit? [*] Stock accessories at your own peril, as you weigh the value of the dollar against the risk of running out of space to stock deodorant. [/list] [9/10] 1 point deducted due to missing essential features: [list] [*] Stock rooms to hoard emergency supplies of deodorant [*] Bathrooms to relieve yourself throughout the day, or collapse in a corner as you weep in fetal position. [*] Store customization is lacking, only really allowing you set up shelves and displays, without being able to modify paint, lighting, etc [*] Needs an option to open packs without having to go through the tedious animation for each card [/list]