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Recommended
3.2 hrs last two weeks / 330.8 hrs on record (20.4 hrs at review time)
Posted: 15 May, 2024 @ 7:55pm

Early Access Review
chased a rat-masked man until I glowed brighter than a chernobyl liquidator
10/10

fed uncooked radioactive food to a man sprinting on all fours and he gave me 3 staplers
10/10

connected a "hamster" wheel to my base to generate electricity and the "hamster" immediately died of starvation due to the high power demand
10/10

had to designate "the fridge corner" of the base as most our food is radioactive
10/10

we've eaten nothing but "Bland Pea Soup" and "Pest Goulash" for a month straight
10/10

ate a raw human brain and gained an exp buff
10/10

fertilizer recipe requires you to capture a wisp in a bottle
10/10

you can carry 40 metric tons of water using a platform cart
10/10

nachoes are required in taming aliens
10/10

only needed 29 batteries to keep 1 heater running overnight
10/10
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