u penis bum

me: :|
richard osman on pointless: very well done if you got any of those at home
me: :)

ᴇᴀᴄʜ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ ʀᴇᴘʀᴇꜱᴇɴᴛꜱ ᴀ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ɪɴ ᴜꜱ, ᴀ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ᴘᴏꜱꜱɪʙʟʏ ɴᴏᴛ ʙᴏʀɴ ᴜɴᴛɪʟ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʀʀɪᴠᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ ɪꜱ ᴏɴʟʏ ʙʏ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴍᴇᴇᴛɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀ ɴᴇᴡ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ɪꜱ ʙᴏʀɴ. ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ᴠᴀʟᴇɴᴛɪɴᴇ'ꜱ ᴅᴀʏ <3

alright you horrible boys, I've had enough of this. Commenting on my steam profile is one thing, but you didn't have to tell Mr Richardson about the time I made boom boom in my pants on the school trip to Thomas Land at Gulliver's World. Now I'm not allowed to go to Kingswood. You guys freaking suck

have you ever engulfed an entire colony of fire ants with your big bumbum???

where did you put my heinz baked beans you cuck