Gordon Freeman
Innsbruck, Tirol, Austria
SUBJECT:
Gordon Freeman
Male, age 27

EDUCATION:
Ph.D., MIT, Theoretical Physics

POSITION:
Research Associate

ASSIGNMENT:
Anomalous Materials Laboratory

CLEARANCE:
Level 3

ADMINISTRATIVE SPONSOR:
Classified

DISASTER RESPONSE PRIORITY:
Discretionary


Status:
Hired
Awaiting Assignment
SUBJECT:
Gordon Freeman
Male, age 27

EDUCATION:
Ph.D., MIT, Theoretical Physics

POSITION:
Research Associate

ASSIGNMENT:
Anomalous Materials Laboratory

CLEARANCE:
Level 3

ADMINISTRATIVE SPONSOR:
Classified

DISASTER RESPONSE PRIORITY:
Discretionary


Status:
Hired
Awaiting Assignment
For øyeblikket frakoblet
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Unforeseen Consequences
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G-Man:
Gordon Freeman in the flesh. Or rather, in the hazard suit.

The borderworld, Xen, is in our control for the time being, thanks to you. Quite a nasty piece of work you managed over there. I am impressed.

That’s why I’m here, Mr. Freeman. I have recommended your services to my employers, and they have authorized me to offer you a job. They agree with me that you have limitless potential.

You’ve proved yourself a decisive man, so I don’t expect you’ll have any trouble deciding what to do. If you’re interested, just step into the portal and I will take that as a yes.

Otherwise...well...I can offer you a battle you have no chance of winning. Rather an anticlimax, after what you’ve just survived.




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I want to believe
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Scientist 11. apr. 2024 kl. 11.52 
Legend
MaXi Z8 14. mars 2024 kl. 12.24 
Freeeeeeeeeeeamaaaaaaaaaan
ibovelalls 14. jan. 2024 kl. 10.08 
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Tanky 7. nov. 2023 kl. 12.00 
Because he saved the world, we cannot hate him:steamsunny:
Tanky 7. nov. 2023 kl. 12.00 
No, I think not. We cannot ban. Freeman
aimtux 2. okt. 2023 kl. 2.11 
finally ban this kid