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How to scientist (serious no jokes)

By Robbert the Greatest

The most high-quality ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in existence (Edit: I made this when I was 11. I am now 16 at the time of writing. (Serious no jokes))

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Category: Secrets, Story or Lore, Walkthroughs

Languages: English

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19 Jan, 2021 @ 2:20pm

24 Mar @ 9:07am

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Guide Index

Overview

Be the sintist

Comments

Be the sintist

Get a doctorate in theoretical physics

Be the sintist

Fail miserably in school

Be the sintist

Have your dad bribe the head of the board so you can graduate

Be the sintist

Be incompetent at your job and arrive late to work

Be the sintist

put cheese in a laser for "scientific" purposes

Be the sintist

Set the entirety of New Mexico on fire

Be the sintist

Summon aliens via black magic

Be the sintist

Grab a crowbar

Be the sintist

go on a killing spree

Be the sintist

Call the army

Be the sintist

Kill the army

Be the sintist

Play desert bus

Be the sintist

Burn asparagus

Be the sintist

Set a nuke

Be the sintist

Go to hell

Be the sintist

Get hired by your dad

Be the sintist

I don't know what's next

Be the sintist

I hope this guide taught you how to be a scientist. You can basically apply this logic to anything in the real world. I tried it, and the U.S. Government is tracking my down for committing 17 war crimes guys. Anything is possible with this strategy, you should try it yourself. I also have how to be the Opposing Force guys, it's really cool.

301 Comments

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Hypershock (real!!) 15 Aug @ 3:43pm

Aren't you supposed to burn asparagus BEFORE you play desert bus?

monky with a weapon 23 Apr @ 3:26pm

how to scientist part 2

triceratop-game 18 Feb @ 5:07am

plz do how to be the segurity gurd ( serious no jokings)

blitbtd_ 18 Dec, 2024 @ 7:02am

the most advanced shitpost

Naselone 10 Nov, 2024 @ 9:26am

how long does the sintist training take

I just farted in the elevator 1 Nov, 2024 @ 6:47am

holy shit this actually works, i became hired by father and then new aliens came in earth and i used Uranium-235 to destroy the world and caused rebel uprising then i annihilated every combine structure in human history then i caused the events of white forest and on the combine facebook somebody posted me flying with a crowbar and hitting everybody in the fucking face!

Laina 31 Oct, 2024 @ 7:53am

these joke posts suck tbh

LineageBureaux 26 Oct, 2024 @ 6:16am

sintist

Spider 22 Oct, 2024 @ 5:37pm

thank you, jimmy carter, i am now a scientist

cool dude 10 Oct, 2024 @ 7:57pm

i became the army man instid of sincisnt

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