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560.6 hrs on record (133.7 hrs at review time)
"Twisty son of a b#tch." - Leon S. Kennedy
Posted 8 April, 2023. Last edited 5 July.
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22.7 hrs on record (21.9 hrs at review time)
You want to hear insane?

"Nathan Drake raced a madman and his entire army to the steps of Shambhala."

"Nathan Drake found a lost city in the middle of the Rub' al Khali desert."

"Nathan Drake discovered the fabled El Dorado..."

"Nathan Drake is a legend." (laughs) You know, I shot the man who told me that.
Posted 25 November, 2022. Last edited 25 November, 2022.
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36.9 hrs on record (29.7 hrs at review time)
The Only Thing They Fear Is You.
Posted 1 April, 2022.
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304.5 hrs on record (131.3 hrs at review time)
I am the man who holds the keys
I sow the seeds, and I've got what you need
I live in fire, I am discord
I destroy, I am a demon

Weight of the world, the price of a fighter
Where I decide when you'll make your stand
Rise up! Resist and disorder
Rise up! Resist and disorder
Nowhere to run, it's all undone
Everything burns, everything burns
I'll watch you fall down, I'll drag you face done
Everything burns, everything burns

Behind the veil is the machine
It steals your soul, devouring all your dreams
My hand is firm upon the wheel
I control, I am the demon

Hate for the world the birth of a soldier
When I decide if you live or die
Rise up! Resist and disorder
Rise up! Resist and disorder
Nowhere to run, it's all undone
Everything burns, everything burns
I'll watch you fall down, I'll drag you face done
Everything burns, everything burns

Nowhere to run, it's all undone
Everything burns, everything burns
I'll watch you fall down, I'll drag you face done
Everything burns, everything burns
Nowhere to run, it's all undone
Everything burns, everything burns
I'll watch you fall down, I'll drag you face done
Everything burns, everything burns


Resist and Disorder
Rezodrone, The Cartesian Duelists
Posted 1 April, 2022. Last edited 28 May, 2023.
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111.9 hrs on record (26.9 hrs at review time)
"Where's everyone going? Bingo?" - Leon S. Kennedy
Posted 1 April, 2022. Last edited 5 July.
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3,464.9 hrs on record (1,236.2 hrs at review time)
"Twitchy Jane is twitching." - The Entity
Posted 25 November, 2021. Last edited 5 July.
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223.8 hrs on record (19.7 hrs at review time)
"B#tch can't even swim." - Jill Valentine
Posted 4 April, 2020. Last edited 5 July.
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27.1 hrs on record (13.0 hrs at review time)
"This is going to be hot." - Mai Shiranui
Posted 3 December, 2019. Last edited 5 July.
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1 person found this review helpful
90.3 hrs on record (87.8 hrs at review time)
F#ck you Deep Silver & f#ck you Epic Games, seriously go f#ck yourself you incompetent pieces of s#it.
Posted 13 March, 2015. Last edited 11 December, 2022.
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