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Recent reviews by Crash_basch

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1 person found this review helpful
165.7 hrs on record (163.4 hrs at review time)
"How 'bout a nice cup of LIBER-TEA?" - The Helldiver
Posted 28 November.
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85.0 hrs on record
"Is that the best you got? Pfft, embarrassing." - Alessandra "Outrider" Castillo
Posted 1 September.
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1 person found this review helpful
8.0 hrs on record
"To those you serve, your life means NOTHING!!!" - Raul Menendez
Posted 1 September.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
50.9 hrs on record
"The numbers, Mason. What do they mean?" - The Interrogator
Posted 1 September. Last edited 1 September.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
67.7 hrs on record (57.4 hrs at review time)
"Keep f#cking with me. See if I don't crash this bus and kill you all." - T.E.D.D.
Posted 1 September.
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20 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
"Don't worry, Leon. First time's free." - Ada Wong
Posted 5 July.
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2 people found this review helpful
15.3 hrs on record (15.3 hrs at review time)
"I hate tombs." - Lara Croft
Posted 5 July. Last edited 5 July.
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1 person found this review helpful
23.6 hrs on record (17.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Great asset.
Posted 22 November, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
254.2 hrs on record (123.8 hrs at review time)
The Most Wanted BMW M3 GTR Legends Edition (2005) is locked behind a f#cking paywall & is only available in multiplayer! Unless you mod the vehicle in single-player for free of course, other than that, it's a "f#ck you" from EA.

And no, you sadly cannot cheese it by just paying once for the stupid f#cking subscription and keep the legend forever, no the vehicle will disappear from your inventory once your subscription with EA Play runs out... yeah that's just lovely.

Why does it matter you may ask? Well... because it f#cking does! It's the only f#cking reason I play these games to begin with personally and you really cannot compare the BMW M3 E46 (2006) with the BMW M3 GTR Legends Edition (2005) you really cannot, one sounds like an orgasm and the other one is... fine I guess, but still! What the f#ck!?

The difference being the BMW M3 GTR Legends Edition (2005) can have its handling fine tuned to be 100% grip while the BMW M3 E46 (2006) can only have it up to 60%! Seriously f#ck you EA, you greedy f#cking rats.

If that's a deal breaker for you, you have been warned.
Posted 19 July, 2023. Last edited 19 July, 2023.
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138.1 hrs on record (96.6 hrs at review time)
Where did the time go?
Running scared for so many years
And now I'm here
I look round but I don't see anyone
Everything I love's come and gone
I walk alone with a loaded gun
What went wrong?
There's two sides to every story
The defeat or the pain of the glory
(Gone, gone)
It all burns away
(Gone, gone)
But how did it go so wrong?
Now it's all gone
(The pain of remembering)

Where did my life go?
I look in the mirror but what I see
It ain't me
These streets are paved with fantasies
Of what the other half can be
But now it's flying in the breeze
There's two sides to every story
The defeat or the pain of the glory
(Gone, gone)
It all burns away
(Gone, gone)
But how did it go so wrong?
Now it's all gone
(The pain of remembering)
(Gone, gone)
Forget yesterday
(Gone, gone)
It ain't worth the pain
(Gone, gone)
It ain't worth the pain
The pain of remembering

There's two sides to every story
The defeat or the pain of the glory
(Dawn, dawn)
It all burns away
(Dawn, dawn)
But how did it go so wrong?
Now it's all gone
(Dawn, dawn)
Forget yesterday
(Dawn, dawn)
It ain't worth the pain
(Gone, gone)
It ain't worth the pain
The pain of remembering

(Gone, gone)
(Gone, gone)
(Gone, gone)
The pain
The pain of remembering
(Dawn, dawn)
Forget yesterday
(Dawn, dawn)
It ain't worth the pain
(Gone, gone)
It ain't worth the pain (yeah!)
The pain (yeah!)
The pain of remembering


Saudade
Cody Matthew Johnson, Shim
Posted 28 May, 2023.
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