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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
THIS GAME IS BASICALLY CYBERPUNK 2077.

At first, it was buggy and has a lot of issues thanks to the crazy overhaul they wanted to make the game as Call of Duty as possible for Modern Audiences. But over time, the game got overall better and better.

Now... This game better get its spike up, Because, I wish this game to get into fruition and make Payday 2 look like its older brother who gave it a pat up! Do you like hurting people? Specifically Cops and Ru- Yeah, not gonna say it, not with the current irl issues we are currently dealing with.

You better buy this DLC! Its the best Collab License Ever and has always been since Payday 2. Support the Devs and lets avoid the CEO of Starbreeze pulling the plug of this game, give it its second, no third, no... umpteenth chance to get better and become the PAYDAY 2 we always Wanted! Please!
Posted 4 February.
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19 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
I only really recommend buying this Cosmetic Set during a High Discount Sale.

Though, Its one of the best ways to support the devs and team since they keep releasing updates after updates for literally free while working simultaneously on both Vermintide 2 and Darktide. (I really wish that Vermintide 2 get some HUD and UI Updates as it is Pretty Oldschool looking for 2024.)

Just buy it as a pack or only buy it separately if you really like the cosmetics. I prefer to use Veteran's and Psyker's Weapon skin as it blends well with the darker edgier skin combos I go for, to fit my Heretics. I only use the potrait frame on Veteran as it is the only lore fitting one, since the voice I use on him is basically an Ex-Guard of the Emperor.

Thats about it.
(Its like Deep Rock Galactic's Support VIP Pack, That's It.)
Posted 30 November, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
37.7 hrs on record (14.9 hrs at review time)
First game

Warband Original Difficulty. Already got Basic Training and Basically Strategy Choices Done. Proceeds to Fight Two to Three Bandits Solo, Proceeds to lose to the Guy who throws pebbles somehow. Gets Dragged around as a Prisoner.

Escapes after 2 weeks. Contacts and Works out a Local Lord while Basically Naked and Poor. Dresses up in Basic Armour and Hand-Me-Down Weapons.

Somehow scored a decent battle and looted all the corpses off their 'best' weapons. Proceeds to look like an actual European Knight though, rusted and kinda Bandit-ish looking.

Makes a fat load of coins. Proceeds to drag around a Bandit Lord as a Prisoner as a punishment for what their brothers from the other side did to me. Next thing, becomes the richest and most armour loaded ♥♥♥♥.

Raises an Army and Razes Every Bandit Camp That Exists. Saves my Brother and my Family. Proceeds to burn down whoever that dared waged war to me. Became literally God, owns every country and building.

Says nothing, walks away and dies alone in happiness.

This is the game.
Posted 1 March, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
341.5 hrs on record (224.9 hrs at review time)
A month ago I was diagnosed with a terminal illness and the doctors have given me a year at best. I'm so glad I was able to play this before I go. I don't know how many people will see this; but I recommend to you to play this game if you do see it.
Posted 24 February, 2024.
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5 people found this review helpful
8.5 hrs on record
What's the point playing this game. It has all the downsides in a marketing, community and design .

+The only redeems are its visuals, music, artwork and etc.

-Cosmetics are EXPENSIVE, need to purchase Virtual Coins with Real Money (Standard Procedure, LOOTBOXES!).

-Community is mostly just toxic, all I notice every time are people swearing and calling each other bad. Especially among amateurs who are just trying out their first FPS game or so.

-Every game is just a sweat fest. There,s no time to rest and you constantly have to be 100 in motor and hand eye coordination skills. there,s no break at all, unless you call capturing a point while waiting for enemy re-spawns a break.

-Most players are just horny as heck. You know how many games I go and there's someone just saying the weirdest and goofiest sexualised thing ever. Just turn off the mic, heck if their toxic, even better.

- Sometimes the MMR is fooked up. I will be among some new players yet the enemy are like pro coordinated players from like the other side of the planet. How is that even possible? and sometimes vice versa.

P.S - I had atleast 200 hrs in OW2 and around 1000+ in OW1, and I can delightfully say, OW2 is just a pain in the neck.
Posted 1 December, 2023. Last edited 16 January.
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9 people found this review helpful
2.8 hrs on record
Make Hololive, KanColl, Archipelago, HighFleet and Azur Lane Packs Permanent.

I missed all of them... How am I suppose to hear my favourite Voice Actors now.
Posted 20 November, 2023. Last edited 20 November, 2023.
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5 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.6 hrs on record
Only reason you wanna play Black Relinquiry:

- You like DD1 more than DD2
- You like DD1 absurd amount of mods and characters
- You like Hardcore Games
- You like Pink Miko Fox Healer Thingy
- You like ANIME
- You like Big "BIG" Buffed woman to crush you with their BIGNESS
Posted 17 November, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
30.8 hrs on record (27.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
The "Jester" award is used purely as an insult. It shouldn't exist.

I really hate the "Jester" community award, because it is used purely as an insult. Nobody puts it on something because they think it's funny, it means one thing: You are a clown.

Basically this one award allows people to post insults directly into people's comments, even profiles, with no way to moderate or remove them because Steam insists that it's an award even though it's actually an insult.

This really just shouldn't exist. Every time it crops up it's used in a mean spirited way to disparage posts that people don't like. You can't even see who put it there so you can give them one too. It is effectively a way to bully people anonymously.

I'm not saying this because the clown picture hurts my feelings or anything. I just think that if people want to call someone a clown they should have to do it in their own post with their name on it, not be given the ability to do it anonymously in the other person's post.
Posted 16 July, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
1.7 hrs on record
Nostalgia at its finest.

I was introduced to it as a child by my ex-uncle and his family. They were pretty much home slackers due to having tons of money yet live in a very rundown family home with tons of fishing and engineering gears.

It was around the time when there was still only four classes, classic Adventurers, I think by now as the lore progressed and the amount of new classes and story plots emerged.

I remember being a kiddo, screaming to my dad to download the game, and then proceed to not play it because I started crying because somehow my kid brain thought a simple slime or shroom with eyes is scary.

Lol, what a time. But I did eventually played it continuously, alongside the original Fable, Elsword and Dragon Quest series.

Also all in their Asian servers, I had alot of memories and memeries of some wackos who used strange builds in raids and carried tf out of us or my ex-uncle and his family playing with me and freaking taking down huge ass monsters.

What a time. Unfortunately, he had passed away due to a huge tumour in his chest, and I was months late from knowing he had past.

Due to family issues, my ex-aunt didn't tell us or most of their children who already grew up and moved out, because she had issues with him or something, maybe he didn't give her enough attention but constantly played Maplestory or World of Warcraft, together apparently, hahaha.....

Anyway, as time goes and as nostalgia hits, there are still so many flaws in this game, so its hard for my WASD or side pad 2468 keypad brain to handle a simple complicated Ctrl, Alt, Space and ↑↓←→

I will play it for awhile but I won't put in too many hours, as the game doesn't hit my taste anymore as it doesn't feel the same anymore with all the inflated mesos trading prices and the insane grinding in both normal and reboot mode....

But, I do have one thing to say. I like Adele, Lucy and the Dragonic Breaker as always...lol
Posted 5 May, 2023.
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2 people found this review funny
4.5 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
Game was a blast.

Once first, I joined a server and misunderstood someone when I thought it was private. It was two female voice actors (possibly Vtubers, I didn't check).

"Hime-Sensei" and "Ryo-Sensei" is what I will call them (Because that was their usernames, if I remember). Eventhough they were high enough in super dedicated levels, me as a newbie, they were nice and they taught me how to play the game.

(Thought I wished to question them if they were voice actors or some part of Vtubers in a company... unfortunately it was too late, because of all the fun and screaming and running I had to deal with, meanwhile they were like walls of stone, quiet and determined and really good)

I laughed at myself for being a silly dude, screaming higher pitched than an average gal.

Unfortunately midway gaming and memeing with each other. My stupid internet line was having maintenance and that means no internet. Game shut off and I was sad I didn't gain a single level or any sort of progress.

If you two stumble upon this review, Thank you for the awesome game! even if it was limited and hope we can be friends!

I had to play offline singleplayer mode for some time and I kept dying easily, it's a lovely challenge, everytime I 8/10, I get chased and start screaming like some sort of baby, but my heart goes, no you have to do this and I continue moving forward and forward and boom, now I am here with barely an hour and I finally verdict,

This is a super fun game, you should play it both COOP and SOLO!
Posted 5 May, 2023. Last edited 5 May, 2023.
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