I came to dig, dig, dig, dig
I'll build a city, oh so big, big, big, big
Wait, just a sec, gotta kill this pig, pig, pig, pig
Cook me some bacon, take a swig, swig, swig, swig
There must be something I can craft
To ease the burden of this task (Yeah!)
I shoot my arrows in the air sometimes, saying ay-o, creepers K. O.'d.
Loot his remains and now his sulfur's mine, saying ay-o, not today-o
And then I go to work
Under the birch tree
And I make myself
Tons of TNT
And I'll rule my world
Built it three-by-three
I'mma blow stuff up
With my TNT

I came to blow, blow, blow, blow
Up everything you've ever known, known, known, known
Expell you out of house and home, home, home, home
Biome to biome you shall roam, roam, roam, roam
'Cause I'm a creeper; I will rob
All of your items; that's my job (Yeah!)

I shoot my arrows in the air sometimes, saying ay-o, creepers chao
T-bag his ghosts and now his sulfur's mine, saying ay-o, mlgyphro
And then I'll head back home
Where I'll smile with glee
Now that I can make
Tons of TNT
And I'll rule my world
Build a big city
And I'll mine it all
Using TNT
I'm gonna blow it all up
Every mountain, every valley
Ruler of the world, yup
All of the animals will fear me
'Cause TNT
is awesome
And TNT
is just really cool
It's just really cool
I'm gonna shoot my arrows in the air, shoot my arrows in the air, shoot my arrows in the air, air, air, air
(Nice bridge, a parody of the Dynamite version. In this part, Steve is hitting pressure pads!)
I shoot my arrows in the air sometimes, saying ay-o, creepers
T-bag his ghosts and now his sulfur's mine
Saying ay-o, mlgyphro
And then I'll head back home
Where I'll smile with glee
And I'll make myself
Tons of TNT
And I'll rule my world
Build it three-by-three
I'mma blow stuff up
With my TNT