Recent reviews by Paulie Walnuts

GOATed

awesome

bullet heaven seizure-inducing brain rot, but this time it's schizo too.

story is fine. i personally don't find the game very replayable once you've unlocked everything (this took me like 16hrs). but it's worth the price for sure and will give you more vampire survivors dopamine rushes

really fun, very arcadey

crack cocaine: the game

this game ♥♥♥♥♥

Great game! It's a bullet hell that is not as difficult as traditional bullet-hells (it can scale that high if you want, but it isn't required for completion) with super satisfying combat.

Bungie laid off many of their most important employees due to management failures. Horrible company. This could be the greatest game of all time and it is not worth playing as it supports horrible workplace practices.

Start with this one if you're getting into the Yakuza series. I've only played 0-3 so far but this is the best one and sets up the world better than 1. Excellent game.

Simply the best way to play Halo. This is a phenomenal release.