My stream, Coltatious! [www.twitch.tv]

If you've got a private profile and you add me randomly, you WILL be blocked and ignored. My friends list does not tolerate scam bots.
Send me trade offers here
Hey, if I've added you and havent spoken to you since then, look at this
http://lynchsfaceplace.tumblr.com/post/105860953719/asking-someone-very-well-known-if-you-can-add-then
this should explain things.

12:17 AM - Jayke: Spiders are gay.

4:58 PM - Lynch: damit
4:58 PM - Lynch: everyone has the funny ones
4:58 PM - Food Box!: *sends nonplussed_creep*
4:58 PM - Lynch: im trying to collect them all
4:58 PM - Food Box!: That's my favorite
4:59 PM - Lynch: mine is wut creep
4:59 PM - Lynch: think nonplussed
4:59 PM - Lynch: but with a D: kinda face
4:59 PM - Food Box!: *sends wat_creep*
4:59 PM - Lynch: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

2:51 AM - Lynch: hueuheuheue
2:51 AM - Lynch: ♥♥♥♥ up
2:51 AM - Lynch: *you
2:51 AM - Lynch: ♥♥♥♥ you.

10:43 PM - Beyonce: HOW FAR AM I IN JESUS
10:44 PM - (AJ) Sleepy Moonpon: what
11:05 PM - Beyonce: wait
11:06 PM - Beyonce: there needs to be a comma there
11:06 PM - (AJ) Sleepy Moonpon: x'D

10:20 PM - Demoonic: btw yeah why are you eagle
10:20 PM - L.: im actually on the top story of a building
10:20 PM - Demoonic: with machete
10:20 PM - L.: on top of a- XD
10:20 PM - L.: im on pretty much a plank
10:20 PM - L.: you know
10:20 PM - Demoonic: eagle-chete
10:20 PM - L.: WALK THE PLANK MATEY
10:21 PM - Demoonic: starring julio-bandera-that mexican guy
10:21 PM - L.: you mean danny treijo?
10:21 PM - Demoonic: yeah
10:21 PM - L.: XDD
10:21 PM - Demoonic: that one
10:22 PM - L.: thats going on the profile
10:22 PM - Demoonic: danny treijo?
10:22 PM - Demoonic: yes he should
10:22 PM - L.: STAP
10:22 PM - Demoonic: i like long walks on the beach
10:22 PM - Demoonic: and being in ♥♥♥♥ movies
10:22 PM - L.: MY SIDES
10:23 PM - Demoonic: oh yeah i was also in black ops

"Hey Colton... White people are.. white people.. are... white... did you know that?"
....
*the two of us proceed to giggle for about 5 minutes*
-Pat, August 2017

"I just realized something. Saying a dwarf planet is not a real planet is the same as saying a midget is not a real person." -Colton Christianson, June 9, 2013