caves of quqs

You know what they say

biggest gay

wghy're peopel beign mean to me?

you will be annihilated

One time my friend Pete had had enough and during lunch in the cafeteria, he was like ♥♥♥♥ it im going to talk to a girl. I really tried to stop, him, I even tugged on his arm with a real urgency to halt his deathmarch, but he just slipped out of his hoodie that I was grasping, and charged right over to Ashley. As soon as he started to say, "Hey, I just th-" everyone knew it was over, including Pete. He just pointed his mouth straight at the ground, and rocketed a torrent of vomit out of his mouth, with the power to lift him off the ground with impressive velocity. He smashed through the ceiling and we heard him smash through 3 more floors above us. The news was going to report he made it into the stratosphere, and possibly further according to meterological data that caught the event. The government shut it down, though, and now kids at school say he made it to Mars. Lol, yeah right.