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-- Jim Samuels
🤓
Whether you can hear it or not,
The Universe is laughing behind your back.
-- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata"
🤠
It was sad music. But it waved its sadness like a battle flag. It said the universe had done all it could, but you were still alive.
(Soul Music)
🙄
I have a box of telephone rings under my bed. Whenever I get lonely, I
open it up a little bit, and I get a phone call. One day I dropped the
box all over the floor. The phone wouldn't stop ringing. I had to get
it disconnected. So I got a new phone. I didn't have much money, so I
had to get an irregular. It doesn't have a five. I ran into a friend
of mine on the street the other day. He said why don't you give me a
call. I told him I can't call everybody I want to anymore, my phone
doesn't have a five. He asked how long had it been that way. I said I