I am actually am going to do an in depth review of Pony world 3. If you want to read the review before the foreword, just scroll down.

[[Foreword]]
It was 2013, my friend was turning 19 or 20, can't really remember. I happened to have his birthday marked on my phone calendar, so I would do what I always do, I'd call him like any other "old-school" timer would do and wish him a happy birthday, instead of writing a non-personal message on facebook. At the time, there was a sale of the "Train simulator - Zombie edition!" on steam. It was for an approximate of 2£ total. And, seeing as me and my friend are not really materalistic people, I thought it would be fun to buy him this as a joke gift, and guilt trip him in to playing it - and of course guilt tripping him for not playing it often enough. We had a good laugh about it.
Fast forward to 2015. We spoke about this specific gift at one of our buddy's teamspeak channels, and he stated that he'd buy me something (even though my birthday had passed), and he'd force me to play it and stream it. Thus began my nightmare that sent me in to "Pony World 3".


[[Review]]

Specs:
Geforce GTX 980 (4GB)
Intel i7 - 3.50 GHZ
16 GM RAM
Windows 8.1

---SparkleQueef---

SparkleQueef was the name of the pony that I created. She was a horribly looking character with incredibly ♥♥♥♥♥♥ textures. Right away when I booted up the game, I was greeted with a cute starting screen of a "globe" rotating around showing us the Pony world. The floor was flickering white (game can't handle 144HZ) and it almost gave me epilepsy. The graphic options were limited and It really can't make your game look any better. The textures of this game are HIDEOUS and the UI is dreadful. However, this is a children's game, so, let's dive in to the gameplay itself.

---"You are too dirty to go to the theatre"---
You start off by your farm, it creates a Farmville-esque vibe, which must be fun for children. You start off with a good amount of cash to build your farm, or "home area." Pro-tip : Get a shower and a house, seriously, get a shower. The building system reminds me a bit of a incredibly dumbed down version of the sims- which is good, since this is a kids game. Once I had tried out buying a couple of things, I decided to set out in to the world. I went to a beach of some sorts, where I could meet other ponies (who are douchebags, by the way.) You can start talking to ponies about your farm, your hair, your job or you can gossip. This will determine weather the pony will like you or not, if this has any impact on the game - i don't know. I never managed to get that far. I really wanted to try out other things. I traveled across the glitchy landscape to the city. The city, is a great place. I mean this- honestly. This is where the game shines! There are no graphical glitches by the city and it is well organized, and there is so much to do in the city! Sparklequeef's occupation was a hairdresser (obviously), so she could apply for a job at a beauty salon. Anywho, I saw a theatre, so, I made my way to the theatre and tried to get in. However, it was closed, and it opened at a later hour- thus i waited. Once it opened, i tried to get in. But SparkleQueef was too hungry to go to the theatre. So, she went to the local Café and got herself some cappuccino. She was really hungry, so she completely gluttonized those cappuccino's. Then, she made her way back to the theatre, but SparkleQueef was too tired to go to the theatre - understandable. So, we went back home, slept, got her restored, went to the Theatre. But SparkleQueef was too hungry to go to the theatre. We went back to the Café, gluttonized a ton of cappuccino's, back to the theatre, then, the message popped up. "SparkleQueef is too dirty to go to the theatre." So, I went back to my farm and tried to shower, however, I had no shower. So, I decided to buy one, however, it cost 2100$. I could not afford it, I had to apply for a job. I went to apply for a job, but SparkleQueef was too dirty to apply for a job.

So, i closed down the game.

It's really bad, but, your kids might like it. 3/10

I am actually am going to do an in depth review of Pony world 3. If you want to read the review before the foreword, just scroll down. [[Foreword]] It was 2013, my friend was turning 19 or 20, can't really remember. I happened to have his birthday marked on my phone calendar, so I would do what I always do, I'd call him like any other "old-school" timer would do and wish him a happy birthday, instead of writing a non-personal message on facebook. At the time, there was a sale of the "Train simulator - Zombie edition!" on steam. It was for an approximate of 2£ total. And, seeing as me and my friend are not really materalistic people, I thought it would be fun to buy him this as a joke gift, and guilt trip him in to playing it - and of course guilt tripping him for not playing it often enough. We had a good laugh about it. Fast forward to 2015. We spoke about this specific gift at one of our buddy's teamspeak channels, and he stated that he'd buy me something (even though my birthday had passed), and he'd force me to play it and stream it. Thus began my nightmare that sent me in to "Pony World 3". [[Review]] Specs: Geforce GTX 980 (4GB) Intel i7 - 3.50 GHZ 16 GM RAM Windows 8.1 ---SparkleQueef--- SparkleQueef was the name of the pony that I created. She was a horribly looking character with incredibly shitty textures. Right away when I booted up the game, I was greeted with a cute starting screen of a "globe" rotating around showing us the Pony world. The floor was flickering white (game can't handle 144HZ) and it almost gave me epilepsy. The graphic options were limited and It really can't make your game look any better. The textures of this game are HIDEOUS and the UI is dreadful. However, this is a children's game, so, let's dive in to the gameplay itself. ---"You are too dirty to go to the theatre"--- You start off by your farm, it creates a Farmville-esque vibe, which must be fun for children. You start off with a good amount of cash to build your farm, or "home area." Pro-tip : Get a shower and a house, seriously, get a shower. The building system reminds me a bit of a incredibly dumbed down version of the sims- which is good, since this is a kids game. Once I had tried out buying a couple of things, I decided to set out in to the world. I went to a beach of some sorts, where I could meet other ponies (who are douchebags, by the way.) You can start talking to ponies about your farm, your hair, your job or you can gossip. This will determine weather the pony will like you or not, if this has any impact on the game - i don't know. I never managed to get that far. I really wanted to try out other things. I traveled across the glitchy landscape to the city. The city, is a great place. I mean this- honestly. This is where the game shines! There are no graphical glitches by the city and it is well organized, and there is so much to do in the city! Sparklequeef's occupation was a hairdresser (obviously), so she could apply for a job at a beauty salon. Anywho, I saw a theatre, so, I made my way to the theatre and tried to get in. However, it was closed, and it opened at a later hour- thus i waited. Once it opened, i tried to get in. But SparkleQueef was too hungry to go to the theatre. So, she went to the local Café and got herself some cappuccino. She was really hungry, so she completely gluttonized those cappuccino's. Then, she made her way back to the theatre, but SparkleQueef was too tired to go to the theatre - understandable. So, we went back home, slept, got her restored, went to the Theatre. But SparkleQueef was too hungry to go to the theatre. We went back to the Café, gluttonized a ton of cappuccino's, back to the theatre, then, the message popped up. "SparkleQueef is too dirty to go to the theatre." So, I went back to my farm and tried to shower, however, I had no shower. So, I decided to buy one, however, it cost 2100$. I could not afford it, I had to apply for a job. I went to apply for a job, but SparkleQueef was too dirty to apply for a job. So, i closed down the game. It's really bad, but, your kids might like it. 3/10