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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 199.8 hrs on record (11.6 hrs at review time)
Posted: 28 Dec, 2014 @ 6:06am

My first campaign on Crusader kings II:

My king, let's call him Robert, since i've forgotten his name. My king, was a noble soul. He was married to his wife Ygritte ever since the age of 20, and they had a jolly good old time. The land was at peace, and the economy was doing well. Nine years later, Ygritte dies of a fever at the age of 29. Robert finds himself a new wife.

Robert's new wife is not very fond of him. Two years later and they have a gorgeous baby boy named "Tristran". Tristran gets sent to prison by accident by the king, since he pressed the wrong button. The king wanted to release his boy, but accidentically executed him instead.

The king was confused to why his wife disliked him even further. One night, the king went to his bedchambers and was met with a snake that was his wifes snake. He managed to survive the foul attemt. In his rage, the king banishes his new wife, and has her executed by a snake afterwards.

1 month later, and our beloved king dies of stress.

Country falls apart.

Everyone hates the new 3 year old ruler

10/10
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