Käyttäjän Chronobyte viimeaikaiset arvostelut

I have problem guys, I am terribly addicted to Balatro!
Everyday when I wake up I think of Balatro.
Everyday when I shower I think of Balatro.
When I go to sleep I think of Balatro.

I tried to stop playing it so I went outside, I thought it's good idea to go to medival fair, it was a mistake! People there were cosplaying as face cards.
I thought maybe instead I should go to a casino, but what did I saw there? People playing some bootleg paper Balatro!
When I learned my girlfriend is going to give birth to twins I was dissapointed, because pairs have weak scaling in a long run, so I used some DNA samples and a blueprint to brainstorm three more kids. Five of a kind is a way to go!
We were happy family for a while, but she dumped me cuz I didn't got to wedding on time (I overslept playing Balatro all night)

Beware this game everyone, it's too good, too addictive, and feeds you too much dopamine, you won't realize when best years of your life will be gone when you play this game! I am scared that someday I will open my wardrobe, and a copy of Balatro will pop out to beat me up!

Sorry if this review seems chaotic, I wanted to write something meaningful, but half of my attention got sidetracked by Balatro; I just got erratic deck run with 10 kings, you think I'd just pass that?

This game allows you to join a guild that exists only to kill any human who dares to go on a walk in forest.
Leader of said guild is a cat with crippling obesity
10/10

Dave the diver is a game I didn't know I needed.
In life filled with work, social events and all that other things extroverts do, limited time for gaming is frequent occurrence, so obviously, feeling of not doing anything significant in game feels bad.

Then comes Dave the Diver, where every single dive feels significant, or at least non insignificant, there's no rush, no pressure, just simple relaxing fun diving and fishing. And sometimes it's all you need.

I was waiting for this game since the very moment I saw the announcement trailer; did it deliver?

Yes, yes, so much YES!

First things first, a lot of mechanics are very clearly based how they were in Dead Cells, so if you played that you'll quickly get the gist of how merchants, weapon modifiers and all that stuff goes.

The combat is fast paced and engaging, enemy attacks are well telegraphed and fun to dodge perfectly.
Envoirments are gorgerous and zooming through them using dash is a blast.
Artstyle of course will always be subjective, in my opinion it's nice but I get why people may not like it.
What I am sure of is that nearly everyone will argue that soundtrack goes sooo hard, especially Golem Gardens. That track is so good.

Only problem I have is that currently (Release 1.0 version) the game seems entirely tuned for multiplayer (which granted; is one of main selling points) especially the bosses, I feel like they could be made just a biiiit weaker, so that solo players have a bit easier time.

But overall do I reccomend the game? Hell yeah I do.
If I have to compare the game to something I'd say it's a blend between Dead Cells and Hades, if you played those you'll definitely like windblown, and if you didn't play rougelikes before, I think still, you won't be dissapointed

It's all ♥♥♥♥♥ and giggles until Black Ops wizard casts USAS-12 with a drum magazine, then it's ♥♥♥♥♥ in pants

Springtrap having sex with your mom is now canon.

This game needs to be more popular so that more furry artists discover it and draw Goumang r34

"Oh, a new Cyberpunk content, neat! :D"
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"And now I'm depressed"

Similar thing happened to my buddy Jessie once.

I am pretty sure this game is just a retelling of a particularly nasty trip the devs had after getting pot from gas station