Recent reviews by MR TORGUE GAMING

ABSOLUTELY ESSENTIAL DLC.
I CAN FINALLY MAKE A CANNIBAL CULT DEDICATED TO HEDONISTIC LIVING, WHILE ALSO WORSHIPPING TREE-FOLK, AND RAIDING TRIBAL PUSHOVERS FOR THEIR FUNNY BEEP-BOOP CONSOLES FOR A NEW SHINY ITEM TO BRING PILGRIMS I CAN TAX FOR ADDITIONAL SILVER ONTOP OF MY HUMAN LEATHER CHAIR SALES!

10/10, AMAZING DLC!

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IS THIS DLC STRANGE. ON ONE HAND I'VE GOT CLASS-4 CARCINOGENS IN PLASTIC BAGS IN MY FREEZER NEXT TO THE POTATOES AND HUMAN MEAT, WHILE ALSO DEFENDING AGAINST FURRIES IN MECH SUITS UTILIZING ROBOTS ALL THE WHILE A RANDOM IMP IS BURNING MY CROPS AS A GIANT ROBO-MOM IS BIRTHING HER HELLSPAWN ON MY FRONT LAWN TO FIGHT MY OWN ROBOT OVERLORD.

9/10, THIS DLC IS FUN BUT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IS IT CONFUSING SOMETIMES
[Oh also pregnancies exist, and god do they suck when you forget to sterilize everyone]

FACTORIO LITE, HAS A CRAPLOAD OF MATH THAT I DON'T LIKE, BUT IT SURE IS FUN BEATING UP THE WILDLIFE!


6/10, ITS LIKE CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS, BUT IN SPACE AND WORKING FOR A MEGACORPORATION!

I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HEAR BAIN COMPLAIN ABOUT THE THERMAL DRILL ONE MORE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TIME, I'M GONNA PUNCH HIM SO HARD HE EXPLODES!
OTHERWISE THIS GAME IS PERFECTLY FINE TO PLAY CASUALLY WITH SOME GOOD MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND.

8/10, SOLID GAME, EXCITED TO SEE WHAT PAYDAY 3 BRINGS TO THE TABLE!

GUNS, CARNAGE, DESTRUCTION, AND BADASSERY ALL IN ONE PACKAGE?!

THIS IS TRULY A TORGUE-APPROVED GAME!

10/10, THIS GAME IS DAMN-NEAR ON PAR WITH BORDERLANDS 2 FOR BADASSERY!

THIS GAME IS CERTAINLY SOMETHING. I CAN HAVE CHILDREN AND ADULTS ALIKE SCREAM RACIAL SLURS AT ME WHILE I SHOOT PEOPLE WITH AN M2 BROWNING, ALL THE WHILE RUNNING A BAR AND SPEAKEASY IN THE BACKGROUND WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY OPERATING AN UNDERGROUND DRUG RING.

LIKE RUST BUT FOR FALLOUT FANS

NOT BAD, 7/10

THIS GAME FELL OFF, I USED TO ENJOY RUNNING INTO A PLACE AND SMACKING THE **** OUTTA ANYONE IN MY WAY!

NOW... The game's kinda... Bad. Its fun still don't get me wrong, but its... Lacking that "Certain Something" it used to.

ALSO THIS GAME HAS MICRO-TRANSACTIONS, I DON'T LIKE MICRO-TRANSACTIONS!

4/10, GAME WAS BETTER IN 2017!

THIS GAME IS CERTAINLY SOMETHING!

ITS THE ONLY PLACE OUTSIDE OF PANDORA WHERE I CAN SHOOT SOMEONE BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE THEM!

ALSO THIS GAME HAS RACISTS, AND I LOVE TO SHOOT RACISTS, SO ITS A GOOD GAME!

I CAN'T RATE THIS, BUT TORGUE APPROVES!

THIS GAME SURE DOES EXIST!

I CAN ENSLAVE PEOPLE AND THEN SHOVE THEM INTO SUITS MADE OF THE FALLENS FLESH, FORCE THEM TO DO COKE, AND FORCE THEM TO DO HARD LABOUR!

ALSO I CAN MAKE A GULAG, SO THIS GAME IS PRETTY FUN!

9/10, TORGUE APPROVED.

THIS GAME IS TRULY THE GAME OF ALL TIME.
ITS RUST LITE, WITH ZOMBIES!
I CAN GET CALLED RACIAL SLURS BY CHILDREN AND ADULTS ALIKE, ALL WHILE RAIDING THEIR HOUSES FOR CANNED GOODS!

10/10 TORGUE APPROVED!