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Not Recommended
1.9 hrs last two weeks / 6,861.5 hrs on record (5,667.2 hrs at review time)
Posted: 5 Feb, 2016 @ 1:46am
Updated: 14 Nov, 2020 @ 1:20am

Valve created a legendary game just to ruthlessly murder it afterwards.
Bot problem is still up after like two years. Not to mention regular cheaters.
Where is your garbage VAC system? Can't you just filter people who were kicked for cheating more than once a day?
Wtf are you doing in your headquarters? SAVE YOUR GAME, PEOPLE ARE PLAYING IT
Queue system killed this already dead game. There are at least two active half empty servers in my area AND I CAN'T FIND A GAME FOR 10 MINUTES. Can't you at least test your garbage system jfc. It also features autobalance... The greatest feature of all times. Everyone, and I mean it, EVERYONE HATES THIS SНIT FEATURE. WHO THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA? FIRE HIM. The very purpose of a game is to FIGHT THE ENEMY TEAM AND WIN. And as it is now, some mоrоn can leave the game because he didn't feel like losing. AND YOU WILL TAKE HIS PLACE IN LOSING TEAM. Yes, yes, YES, YOU ARE PUNISHED FOR WINNING. That is one of many reasons why players are so toxic and cowardly nowadays, BECAUSE THATS HOW YOU WIN.
Optimization is nonexistent. You literally have to turn your game into minecraft to have minimum framerate of 60 fps. I do understand it is an old game and all, but YOU, YOOOOU ADDED SKINS AND FLAMETHROWERS THAT MAKES THINGS WORSE THAN EVER. Again, nobody tested Dragon's fury and how IT ANNIHILATES your fps. Normal flamethrowers do it too with new pyro update!
Speaking of which, GET YOUR DIRTY HANDS OUT OF THIS GAME WITH YOUR NOBODY ASKED FOR BALANCE UPDATES. You killed deadringer, shortstop, degreaser, ambassador and many other weapons while buffing already overpowered garbage such as diamondback, iron bomber (aka grenade launcher upgrade), sydney sleeper etc. Just leave it as it is, you clearly don't know what you are doing.
Thank you valve, thank you for killing my favorite game you gave to me. Community does everything for you, yet, you don't give a SНIT and keep giving us bitсhslaps. Thank you valve, you are the worst.
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