i ain't reading all that. im happy for you tho, or sorry that happened.

This page is a testament to my legacy, which I suppose without that context could be seen as a "slight worm addiction". That being said, I've since retired. I've been invited to the Worms Ultimate Mayhem World Cup two years in a row and I just cannot find the time. Stepping away wasn't easy, but life gets in the way and the money isn't as good as it used to be. I still play for fun now and then, but it's no longer the central part of my life. So, while I appreciate your concern - if that's what it was - I assure you that I have everything under control.

I'm sorry but who are you? I don't know you, and I'm willing to bet that you don't know me. I don't mean to be rude but please could you stay out of my personal business? I know that you mean well, I just think it's a bit presumptuous for you to comment here without the full context. The implication in your message is that there's something wrong with me playing worms - everybody has interests that may seem strange to others but really, who are we to judge?

To add some of that missing context, so that hopefully you come away educated about this, I think that it's worth mentioning that in my prime I was the three-time UK champion of Worms WMD, even winning the European title. It's more than a game for me; it's a craft, a strategy, and a community that I've been a part of for years. Competing at that level takes countless hours of practice, critical thinking, and a love for the game, which I don't think many people truly appreciate.

Hey man, you seem to have a slight worm addiction. Ever considered seeking professional help?

+rep masterpiece man

Oh you meant Worms Rumble?