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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 7.5 hrs on record (4.3 hrs at review time)
Posted: 3 Nov, 2015 @ 7:59pm
Updated: 3 Nov, 2015 @ 8:00pm

First time seeing the game: "Hmm this game looks fun and has good reviews lets try it. Okay 40MB. Wait, how is that possible? Well I expected that to download fast since it is 40MB." First time launching/playing the game: "Wow that booted up fast and it's oddly slient though. Wow, I just signed my name for a loan and now I am in debt it seems and paying off the mortgage for my ship. So this old retired ship captain wants to show me the ropes, sure why not? Okay how the hell do I fly this ship? Okay so that is how I use my warpdrive thing. Oh ♥♥♥♥! Is he shooting at me?! Wait... Why don't I have weapons?! Welp, guess I am stuck here cause he disabled my ship. Wait I can call for help from one of these traveling ships. Oh hey he repaired me. Well I guess that is pretty realistic, buying a ship and NOT having a damn weapon on it. Guess I gotta buy one. Okay I got this tiny laser pointer thing on my shuttle now. Time to go where this old guy wants me to go. Sell any cargo I got? I never got any old man, was I supposed to get some at some point?! Oh great he found a family of people who want a ride to another plan--Wait they want to move to a place called New China? Well I guess if they pay me I guess it will be fine. Damn! That ship is 10x the size my mine, thank god it ain't a pirate. Huh I guess that was easy, just droping people off and them giving me credits for it. Oh, the old guy found more people. Jeez, this map and controls are kinda complicated looking. Wow, I have to pay to land on this planet. Man the Republic are ♥♥♥♥♥. Okay dropped them off and got more money. Oh I have to drop the old guy off at the retirement home he reserved his slot in now, okay. Wait, the planet is one the more luxurious planets? Oh, that old captain is rich? And he only gave me 30,000 credits for going all around the galaxy? Okay, cheapskate. Guess I am out of the tutorial now, better do some of these jobs on the planets and moons. Huh these jobs give me money quick if I can do em fast. Hey, if I sell my old ship and all the stuff I put on it I can get this one with more cargo and passenger space. Man I am starting to get money fast. Holy hell some of these ships cost MILLIONS! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! That is alot of pirates and they are destroying everything! So I died okay, I can just reload from when I was last docked. I really wish I picked a cargo ship from the start or I will be making so much more! Okay lesson learned, do NOT get in fights with my shuttle or I will get killed quick. Huh, I am getting close to a million thanks to all these jobs I am doing. Wow, this map is WAY bigger than I thought. Man, I better not get anything illegal in my hold I have been scanned by the Republic so many times. Hmm, if I pay extra on my mortgage I maybe able to pay it off faster, oh cool I pay lower interest now. So the Republic pissed off some people and now a civil war is gonna happen, kinda saw that coming. I finally paid off my mortgage! Now I don't have to pay 2000 or 1000 credits each day. Oh hey if I sell my current ship I can buy this ship that is way better in everything than mine. Wow this ship can jump 9 times before have to refuel at a planet. Another section of the map? Good thing I have been local maps went ever I visit a new outfitter, otherwise I may be lost or cofused right now. Man I am starting to make a lot of money. Should upgrade my passenger space so I can transport more people. Rush deliveries make you alot of money if you can do 'em, got it. Oh, I seem to have found the pirate side of the map, ♥♥♥♥. Republic wants to protect us my ass, there are alot of pirates everywhere. This part of the map barely have any outfitters, so this will be fun trying to find a path to get there for this job. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! I found the where the pirates live! Okay I think I am done for the night. Wait... I played this for four and half hours straight?! Guess I found a new game to get addicted too...
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