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I’m looking for advice because it was at first cute but now it’s an odd thing that turns me off. I like to think I’m good at oral and sex. And I get off by getting my gf off first. But when she climaxes, she’ll look deeply into my eyes, with her eyes wide open and yell, ‘YUMMY, YUMMY!’ Or ‘YUM YUMS, oh YUM’ or ‘NUMMIES NUM NUM!!’
And I just want to say ‘What the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥!?!’ This is literally the only problem in our relationship. She is great otherwise. You would think she is young and immature from this, but I’m 34 and she’s 29.
I brought it up once and asked her why she says that, and she says it adds to it. Maybe I should just start yelling out ‘CHAIR!! CHAIRS!!!’ or ‘PENGUIN!! PENGUINS!!!’ when I bust. It’s uncomfortable and it kinda kills the whole vibe.
I’d honestly rather her be into BDSM than yell yummy every time she ♥♥♥♥.
[Pissing Sounds]
And now for the diarrhea.
[Ungodly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥]
See look, diarrhea. Well I gotta get-Wooo stinks! I wanna give me a spoon so I can get it.
[grabs spoon from kitchen]
Now I may only be able to eat two or three spoonfuls because wow it really stinks, but I've never had diarrhea, and I really wanna try to eat it, cause I so badly want to say I've eaten diarrhea.
[gagging] [takes a bite] [gags] [heavy breathing] [continues eating] [gags] [eats more] [wretches]
Well, I pissed right before I took that... ♥♥♥♥ so I'm gonna drink some of it to wa-wash it down. Once again, my name is Tom Pearl, and I'm so proud of myself for eating diarrhea and I am so happy I have diarrhea in my stomach, and I hope you enjoyed watching me eat my diarrhea.