Cappa
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Tidewater 23 Oct, 2024 @ 9:12pm 
My gf yells versions of ‘yummy’ when she climaxes

I’m looking for advice because it was at first cute but now it’s an odd thing that turns me off. I like to think I’m good at oral and sex. And I get off by getting my gf off first. But when she climaxes, she’ll look deeply into my eyes, with her eyes wide open and yell, ‘YUMMY, YUMMY!’ Or ‘YUM YUMS, oh YUM’ or ‘NUMMIES NUM NUM!!’

And I just want to say ‘What the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥!?!’ This is literally the only problem in our relationship. She is great otherwise. You would think she is young and immature from this, but I’m 34 and she’s 29.

I brought it up once and asked her why she says that, and she says it adds to it. Maybe I should just start yelling out ‘CHAIR!! CHAIRS!!!’ or ‘PENGUIN!! PENGUINS!!!’ when I bust. It’s uncomfortable and it kinda kills the whole vibe.

I’d honestly rather her be into BDSM than yell yummy every time she ♥♥♥♥.
Phiri 14 Oct, 2024 @ 3:27pm 
hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx
Playdoughjoe 3 Oct, 2024 @ 5:33am 
Hi my name is Tom Pearl, and I'm gonna eat my diarrhea for ya, finally i get some diarrhea. I've been looking forward to doing this for a long time. First I'm gonna piss, so I don't piss all over the floor.
[Pissing Sounds]
And now for the diarrhea.
[Ungodly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥]
See look, diarrhea. Well I gotta get-Wooo stinks! I wanna give me a spoon so I can get it.
[grabs spoon from kitchen]
Now I may only be able to eat two or three spoonfuls because wow it really stinks, but I've never had diarrhea, and I really wanna try to eat it, cause I so badly want to say I've eaten diarrhea.
[gagging] [takes a bite] [gags] [heavy breathing] [continues eating] [gags] [eats more] [wretches]
Well, I pissed right before I took that... ♥♥♥♥ so I'm gonna drink some of it to wa-wash it down. Once again, my name is Tom Pearl, and I'm so proud of myself for eating diarrhea and I am so happy I have diarrhea in my stomach, and I hope you enjoyed watching me eat my diarrhea.
Tidewater 3 Sep, 2024 @ 5:08pm 
Did you know that the IDF have invented a submarine called "Shark" It's made out of 26% shark skin mixed with Zinc and Manganese dioxide, the rest of the submarine is titanium, anyway what is so special about this submarine? You can't detect it on radar. Well that's a bit misleading... You can detect it on the radar but you wont see a submarine, you will see a shark. The design and shape of the submarine is indistinguishable from a real shark making it blend in with all the other sharks. The IDF have additionally hired a team of professional painters for each submarine making each one is unique. How would you respond if you saw a shark on a radar? Exactly you wont, you would ignore it and next thing you know it you are blown to pieces. Please spread this message to spread awareness of the IDF slaughter of innocent sharks.
FiveLayerSandwich 23 Aug, 2024 @ 7:45pm 
kinda ♥♥♥♥♥♥ of you don't you think? the dude has said nothing but good about you all. I'm not going to tell him that, clearly you all are childish, and him living his best life is all I care about. maybe you should take the time to self reflect on the type of person you are, because if someone wanting to at least try and reconnect with old friends is a bother, you clearly have something ♥♥♥♥♥♥ going on in the head. have a good day cappa, and maybe one day you'll grow up and not be a internet troll.
Cappa 23 Aug, 2024 @ 3:04pm 
kinda ♥♥♥♥♥♥ of you don't you think? the dude has said nothing but good about you all. I'm not going to tell him that, clearly you all are childish, and him living his best life is all I care about. maybe you should take the time to self reflect on the type of person you are, because if someone wanting to at least try and reconnect with old friends is a bother, you clearly have something ♥♥♥♥♥♥ going on in the head. have a good day cappa, and maybe one day you'll grow up and not be a internet troll.