Recent reviews by Dat Hobo

A little short if you just roll straight through the story.. BUT holy crap.. I haven't played a game from start to finish like this since I was a teenager.. what a masterpiece in storytelling.

Great game. Don't be a ♥♥♥♥♥ and save scum. There is no greater sacrifice then giving your life defending the planet from alien scum. One of the best turn based games around.

Decent Game. There is a lot of reading and at some points you may feel a little lost on where to go. Plays much more like a interactive story then an actual game. Decent story with a few twists. A buy for those who like murder mysteries or cop drama stories. Some of the dialog is just so absurd its entertaining. The biggest drawback of the game is that it will lore dump on you sometimes and it's just not that interesting or related to the story. Overall a hesitant recommend.

Edit**

**Online has been patched and the game is better because of it.. You still have the Story Mode quest issue. That kinda sucks, but once you hit the "End Game" it's a non-issue. Doing tempered monsters with your friends is the most fun I have had in a long time. If you love min maxing gear then this game is for you. If you hate games were the end game is a grind then maybe it's not for you. While there could be more variety in monsters I find that most fights are still pretty fun at least 100 hours in and at the end of the day I consider 100 hours of content good enough for the 60 dollar price tag.

Most of my time played is with the Hammer and i've only started with a few of the other weapons which tend to switch up your playstyle and keep the game fresh for replayablity. Changing to a recommend because the ♥♥♥♥ online has been fixed but still is wonkey in some areas. Overall, pretty decent game and worth the price IMO. **

-Original Review-Leaving this ♥♥♥♥ up because it's 2018 and we still have to put up with ♥♥♥♥ ass launches.

It's a great game and I can't stop playing it.. That being said, the online is utter garbage. You cannot do story mode quests with your friends if one of you have not viewed the cutscene. You have to back out to tackle the monster together or do something called a SOS which isn't a bad feature in itself. It would be nice not to have to use this awkward work around to play a story quest with a friend.

That isn't what makes online garbage though. The server freaking sucks. You constantly cannot join friends sessions or online sessions for that matter. Sometimes it works, some times it does not. If it does work it's so much fun playing with your friends.. that's if you don't get dropped halfway through the fight and then have to fight a buffed monster by yourself. It's 2018 and your telling me to open ports on my router?? On a AAA game I paid 60 bucks for???? EVEN AFTER PORT FORWARDING THIS ♥♥♥♥ STILL DOESN'T WORK.

I have not had all the performance issues others have had... but the online dropping and servers being absolute ♥♥♥♥ really just drags this game down to the crapper. Thumbs down till they fix the dumpster fire of an online mode.

Works as intended. Pretty nice for watching movies and VR videos. Just don't watch my Steam Stream when I'm "playing" this game.

The Link is pretty amazing. I have been a big fan of playing certain types of games on my TV instead of my desktop. No more screwing around with long cables to make this possible. I'm using it in wireless mode and it's in the same room as my PC and router. (My PC is also wireless) I played Witcher 3 start to finish on it and the steam link worked pretty flawlessly. It's a great little device for the price and if you are worried about latency issues you could always wire it up. Not needed however as it works great wireless. Highly recommend!

ARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGG WHY DO I SUCK AT THIS GAME??!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!??!

It's good though..


*Laughs in Sadness*

Meh, this game is ok...

So far I love this game. Yea it's a ♥♥♥♥♥ to figure out at first. After a few webpages and youtube videos you get going pretty quick. It has a few bugs yes. Nothing too gamebreaking though. Who would have thought that after work I would come home to relax and fire up a game where I'm digging a ditch. Digging ditches has never been more fun! Excited at the possibilities that this game will have to offer.

Great story.. Lit a cigarette, saw boobs, and ripped a guys head off. 10/10