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Kazarus 25 Dec, 2024 @ 7:18pm 
Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him. Shia
But you're hopelessly lost yourself. Shia
Stranded with a murderer
You creep silently through the underbrush
Kazarus 9 Apr, 2022 @ 2:08pm 
Living in the woods, Shia LaBeouf
Killing for sport, Shia LaBeouf
Eating all the bodies
Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf
Kazarus 22 Aug, 2021 @ 1:41pm 
Running for your life from Shia LaBeouf.
He's brandishing a knife, it's Shia LaBeouf.
Lurking in the shadows
Hollywood superstar, Shia LaBeouf.
Kazarus 30 Dec, 2019 @ 8:46pm 
You're looking for your car but you're all turned around. He's almost upon you now and you can see there's blood on his face. My God, there's blood everywhere!
Kazarus 31 Mar, 2019 @ 8:23pm 
He's following you, about thirty feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint.
He's gaining on you. Shia LaBeouf.
Kazarus 9 Dec, 2015 @ 10:04pm 
You're walking in the woods. There's no one around. And your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him. Shia Labeouf.