My real name is Bryan Chad (real).

I am not a convicted felon.

I weigh 280 lbs (very overweight).

I am diagnosed with schizophrenia (by real doctors).

My favorite song is "The Perfect Girl" by Mareux (I'm a sigma male).

Favorite movie: Free Birds

Favorite TV show: Regular Show

Favorite book: "And Then There Were None" By Agatha Christie

I own a samurai sword.

Celebrity crush: Markiplier

Favorite artist: Artemas

Favorite youtuber:

I look like perry the platypus in real life.

Have seen all of Nnjago several times up to season 7. (I refuse to watch what they did after the movie released.)

I can just hear them now "How could you let us down?" - Tame Impala

Myself in 20 years: dead

Myself in 10 years: dead

Myself in 3 months: probably dead

Myself tomorrow: making questionable choices that will lead to my death

Myself Yesterday: Playing Terraria

Life Goal: Become a physicist (Like Albert Einstein)

I own a diamond sword (from minecraft).

Favorite historical person: Akira Toriyama

Favorite Anime: The one with the protagonist who has colorful hair.

Born: July 9th 2005

Died: September 3rd 2025 (Executed for collapsing the government)

Remembered for: Causing the 2020 corona virus

I have a time machine (No really).

Favorite color: Light blue

Least favorite people: Politicians

Favorite people: chillers

Favorite person: Not you (unless your name is ________ ).

Lover: Lover? I barely know her!!

Interesting fact about me: I dislike removing my shirt (It shows off my fat rolls).

junior year most listened to song: "Trigger of love" by JAWNY

Senior year most listened to song: "Kerosene" by Crystal Castles

Favorite animal: Moose (I will have one as a pet when I move to Alaska).

Dream house: Cabin (With internet connection) preferably in Alaska or mammoth lakes CA.

Would get a brain chip if I invented it.

Favorite exercise: Pull ups

Sad fact about me: No more cookies (The doctor said I was a morbid beast).

Happy fact about me: I can play the piano

Worst nightmare: Nightmare where I accidentally stepped on Bluerum.

Favorite dream: I was in hell with some friends and we escaped.

Favorite subject: Physics

Least favorite subject: SPANISH RAAAHHHHHHH (I quite heavily dislike spanish class.)

Dream girl: 8 feet tall, 2x stronger than me, nice

"Stone In Focus" - Benoît Pioulard

Favorite game: Minecraft

Favorite fps: The Finals

Can solve a 4x4 rubik's cube

Favorite Roblox game: Steep Steps

Favorite Simulator: Goat simulator 3

Best skill: Piano

Worst skill: Most video games

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