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71.6 hrs on record (7.9 hrs at review time)
This game gave me a serotonin boost and stopped me from ending it.

This bad ass gun wielding globe trotting icon of a woman searches for artifacts, hunts down monsters, and save the world from evil bastards

Shes there for one reason and one reason only; to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and shes all out of gum. this bionic beast can push blocks the size of her mansion, jump like she's Javier Sotomayor, and go through hell and live.

there are demons you need to fight? not to worry, her two pistols that shoots simultaneously get the job done, which is impossible, but its Lara damn Croft, she can do whatever the hell she wants.

Going to Peru and face the freezing cold? Nahhh, screw that, Lara Croft goes in there with nothing but a skin tight top, cargo shots, and tits the size of Venus.

need to face the man in charge? why ride an elevator to the top floor when you can cut the metal shaft and slingshot your way to the top like a badass?

Lara Croft you truly are the gaming legend that we don't deserve
Posted 14 February, 2024. Last edited 14 February, 2024.
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90.4 hrs on record (41.4 hrs at review time)
Fun game.
Posted 27 July, 2019.
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