"Surprise, motherf*cker! You didn't think I knew you were coming, right? I don't need surprise to kill you. And the thing is, I did not bring you here. You walked in here by your own god*amn self! And now here you are trapped in the boxes of life like a f*cking rat."

"Don't worry, hermano, don't worry. I don't like my family either. When you meet me, OK? When you see me, you better thank me, because I am gonna free your soul."

"The world is on a diagonal. I am the balancing point."

"Way up in the f*cking skies, you thought you had your finger on the pu*sy trigger! But hermano..."

"We are so f*cked...we are so f*cked up. Who are you, huh? Who the f*ck are you? You are me... and I am you. I have come to deliver you. I've come to deliver us. Take me into your heart. Accept me as your savior. Nail me to the f*cking cross and let me be REBORN!"

"You are angry. You are angry. OK, I get that, I get it. I mean without family, who the f*ck are we? There was a time where I would do anything for my sister, you know? First time I ever killed was for my sister. But that was not enough for her. No, no, no, no, no, please. You see the thing about our loved ones, right? Our f*cking loved ones, they come and they blindside you every f*cking time. So they say to me, they say, "Vaas! Vaas! Who the f*ck is it going to be? Them or me? Me or them? Like, you know, like they f*cking think that I need to make a f*cking choice!"

"Did you want me to slice you open like I did your friend? Shut the f*ck up, okay? I'm the one with the f*cking d*ck. Look at me, look me in the f*cking eye. Hey! You f*ck! Look me in the eye! You're my b*tch. I rule this f*cking kingdom. Shut the f*ck up! Or you die."

"But hermano, down here, down here... You hit the ground."