...and the best anime to grace our godless Earth.


People call me nuts for this controversial statement. These same people go out and binge watch the next ♥♥♥♥♥♥ light novel adaptation like it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot ♥♥♥♥.
You nerds are always debating who is the best waifu of the season. Is it the loli? Is it the busty thot? Jungle de Ikou has both in one neat, little package.

Jungle de Ikou gave us the best plot, action, transformation scenes(suck it, Sailor Moon), character development and designs. Only thing it lacked was more episodes. It will make Legend of the Galactic Heroes look a bit silly, and even Miyazaki would have to bow down to it, like the ♥♥♥♥ he is to his god-emperor.

Whatever studio made this back in the 90's while being high on life-empowering chemicals, have been visited by divinity. Giving us a macromastic, brown babe as a main character(who also becomes a giantess later for you people that like that), as well as the japanese version of Trolden Hugo.

There were others, too. Like God being an old ♥♥♥♥♥ with a horn on his ♥♥♥♥, and the loli friend that floods the classroom in her juices by dancing her little possessed tribal tribute.

Y'all haters need some Jungle de Ikou in your lives.

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THE TRUTHS OF ANIME

1: To Love-Ru is a ripoff of Urusei Yatsura.

2: Lucky Star was never a good show.

3: Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya was good back in the day, but the concept has been done to death, and the show has nothing to merit it.

4: All Kyoto Animation shows are the same.

5: All shounen shows, particularly One Piece, have probably ran for too long.

6: Legend of the Galactic Heroes is the best anime you should never watch.

7: Jungle de Ikou is a masterpiece in disguise.