Scammers, don't waste your time. I'm not dumb and I doubt you want to spend your precious time in a dead end conversation. For both of our sakes, don't try it. I also don't accept random adds.

If I don't know you or if you don't give a reason to add me, I will NOT accept it.

I also will not leave people's random comments on my profile when I clearly have not met them before. While I appreciate occasionally getting a +rep saying I'm a nice person, I'm not gonna leave it up just because it's nice. I will leave comments on my profile if it's something true or at the very least genuine.

Unless I post on a trade form, add you to trade, or have an "Items Up For Trade" box on my profile, I have NOTHING up for trade. Don't ask.

Just a local gamer currently "suffering" from Warframe brainrot. AMA about Return of the Obra Dinn, Outer Wilds, Inscryption, Warframe, or Battlefield 1!

Below you'll find some "frequently asked questions" (Although they're not technically frequently asked since no one actually asks them), and some frankly uninteresting and unimportant ramblings. Reader beware, you're in for a pretty boring experience if I had to guess.

Q : Favorite game?
A : It's a close race between Outer Wilds and Return of the Obra Dinn, but I think I'm going to have to go with Outer Wilds. It's such an incredible game that I truly think everyone should experience. If you're gonnna play it, please go in as blind as possible (Even up to not reading the Steam page).

Q : Main games?
A : At the moment, I'm really big into Warframe! It's a great game, even if the new player experience could use some work.

Q : Favorite songs?
A : The Outer Wilds, Obra Dinn, and Battlefield 1 OSTs. I also tend to enjoy a lot of acoustic/orchestral/instrumental tracks!

Q : What are your policies on friending?
A : If you wanna add me, either tell me in-game or leave a comment on my profile. As per the above info box, I won't accept obvious scams or random adds.

Q : Where are the bodies hidden?
A : Wouldn't you like to know, weather-boy?

Are... are you actually reading this? Why? It's a wall of text. It's the ramblings of some guy on the internet whose profile is themed around a video game character. My words are infinitely less valuable than the time you're spending reading this. Yet you're reading it still? Uh... thank you? I guess? If you were truly interested enough to read through all of this, then maybe you're considering friending me. Go ahead I guess, just make sure to tell me somewhere.

Thank you for reading and have a good day/night!

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