Gun violence seems increasing, tension between races is at an all time high, the divide between man and woman is growing out of proportions, the world is on the edge as the cold war is turning hot and the Chinese are planning a world take over. So, why not secure my future in a Chinese Europe? If the China man is going to take over my country why not try to score some Chinese qties along the way?

Welcome to what Google Translate is telling me is called "Liàn'ài mónǐ qì Love Simulation", or as we filthy western dogs would say "Love Simulation Love Simulation" apparently the Chinese really want to emphasize it's a love simulation. And at the low low price of around 94,- useless euro cents why not dabble in a bit of Chinese courtesy to woo the Chinese female.

That brings me to the gameplay or the lack there of. First of all if you want to start your game you have to change the Unicode settings on your system or else the game won't start, that's a small price to pay for the inevitable love you'll receive though. Second of all, it's a VN. There's no gameplay, let's be honest. Are the girls cute? Sure, if they would invade my doorstep I wouldn't put up a fight.

Anyway, after some clicking and watching some nice dinners roll by I got the ending of one of the ladies, and apparently I'm safe in the near future because I unlocked the ''Excellent Boyfriend'' achievement, so I guess I did something right.

That brings me back to the main menu, if you're interested in some of the girls you can stalk them on what seems like a Chinese version of Twitter called Weibo. After scrolling through the Weibo account of one of the girls, and finding a pretty arousing OL cosplay, I called it quits since the Chinese goverment is monitoring my activity on there anyway and 是阿布的说 is probably going to end up in prison now because she has traffic coming in from the west.

All in all, if you want to waste around 1 buck to the ever increasing Chinese warmachine chuck a buck their way. You won't learn any Mandarin or whatever they use and you definitely won't feel loved while playing this game. IF however you want to stare at some pretty decent pictures of food and Chinese women you should pick it up, it's alright.

And Devs If you're reading this, 请不要杀我 我爱你. (Thank you 濼天依 for the true translation so I won't get beheaded.)
Xiexie and good day.

Edit: Thanks for buying it guys, We've been contributing to the Corona virus. We did it!