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ㅤ* Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
ㅤ* When I asked you for a flower, you gave me a garden... When I asked you for a stone, you gave me a statue... What are you... deaf?
ㅤ* Manager to interviewee: For this job we need someone who is responsible. Interviewee to Manager: I'm your man then - in my last job, whenever anything went wrong, I was responsible.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m giggling!