I'm gonna sing you a ballad now that's near and dear to my heart..

Alright, ready?
One, two, a-one, two, three!

I don't play video games no more
I never play video games
Except for little bit of God of War
Never play video games
Maybe once in a while, a little bit of Fallout 4
But that's okay, not right now, I got things to do!

'Cause I don't play video games no more
I never play video games
But Red Dead Redemption 2, that is not a game
It's an incredible journey through old American history
Fightin' for your life and fightin' for your family
Tryna live your days with honor and integrity

That's not a game, that's an adult thing
That's not a game at all
That's like frickin' Shakespeare
Frigigig-igigig-igigig-igigig-igigig-igigig-igig

You know I don't play video games no more
Tiny bit-a video game
I guess I still play frickin' video gaaaaaames!
Heehaw!