Recent reviews by Hat Trick Boolisic

This is the one we've all waited for folks. The crowning jewel of gaming is here, gloriously adorned upon the heads of a rather overweight and pasty infantile manchild. Farm Frenzy 3 is perhaps the most compelling title to come out for the PC in well over a decade. Gaming has taken us from the arcades, to the living room, and now, to a farm. I don't think it's understating things to say that this game means we, as artists, have truly arrived. The sheer amount of animals, feed, and government subsidies in this game will have you entertained for nearly ten whole hours, which is a lot these days i'm told.

When you're done exploring this games deep messages about the struggles of everyday animals, humans, and Monsanto (whatever they are) You'll also find quality in the games deep economic systems. Now, this is by no means Farm Frenzy Pizza Party, which as i'll discuss in my next review is the most in-depth game since EvE, but this game will have you reaching for your Fischer Price Abacus at least once or twice. It really put a strain on the brain I haven't used in a decade of legitimate 100% objective gaming journalism.

All in all, i'd say that both as a message about the world travels we've gone through as gamers, or a sheep ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ simulation, i'd give Farmvill- Farm Frenzy 3 a 7.5/10

King Arthur's Gold is a medieval combat game made by the same game company responsible for the 2D shooter, Soldat. It's a polished game, both single and multiplayer, which really shines in large battles, where the action is fast and fluid. Movement in this game is quick, responsive, and tactile. This allows you to vary your attacks greatly between jumping off a roof and landing on an offenders head as an archer... All the way to doing a slash after running up the wall as a knight, generating momentum and height to help your swing. The building in this game is intuitive, but also has a range of depth, if you are smart enough and have the resources you might even find yourself building upside-down spike traps, trampolines lining the bottom, and springing expectant enemies into an overhead trap block section, to be impaled. All in all, if you enjoy games in which you can build and destroy the entire battlefield to change the course of a game, and not just (for instance) one specific building per levelution, KAG might be for you. A solid 8/10.

Truly one of the greatest games of our time, Snuggle Truck holds within it's fluffy outer shell a deep metaphor. Humanity's time on earth is fleeting and the vehicle with which we are transported on is the Earth. Snuggle Truck really teaches people how much work the Earth has to do to keep us from flying out of the back of itself and into space. Clearly it is using a lot of rocket powerups as only a net could hold billions of people back. I think we should buy Snuggle Truck to tell the world we care about what it does to make sure we aren't thrown into the vacuum of space.