It's nice to meet you but it's even better to meet me. My name is SniperSmurf. I have 290 hours with bastion in total and I specialize in sticking it straight up their ♥♥♥♥♥♥ culo. Bastion is a way of life for me. Go in there, I bend them over, I open their cheeks nice and wide - I get a nice clear view of the colon prostate and the coccyx, and I knuckle ♥♥♥♥'em all the way up to the palm right up the butt-♥♥♥♥, so they feel a burning sensation deep in the ass-♥♥♥♥♥ like icy hot.

Bastion is a way of life for me. I never change my character ♥♥♥♥ you. If at any point during the match you want me to change characters, I gladly suggest you go ♥♥♥♥ yourself. I follow absolutely no type of team composition. If you want to give orders, give them to each other, don't you dare bring that ♥♥♥♥ to me. All I know how to do is go in there, get a lotta poo poo on my peter, and a lotta ♥♥♥♥ on my ♥♥♥♥, from stickin it straight up their ass. Now let's go team.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.

just soup

how cute is this guy btw

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