Ho-ho-ho...
That we would meet is a fate chosen by the world itself.
I have anxiously awaited the arrival of those such as yourself.

*INTRODUCTION POSE*

My name is Megumin!

My calling is that of an arch wizard, one who controls explosion magic, the strongest of all offensive magic!

Fu-fu.. Do you, too, desire my forbidden strength, which is so almighty, I've been ostracized by the entire world?
Then show me thine resolve to peer into the ultimate abyss with me!
When a man stares into the abyss, the abyss stares back.

I am Megumin, user of the finest magic crimson demons possess! My lethal magic demolishes mountains, smashes boulders.......

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