There once was a rat that could,
That little mouse that should,
He went to the market,
He went to the fair,
But that rat became a terrible rat.
That rat was responsible for the greatest atrocities know to mankind,
That rat wasn't a good rat at all!
All the townfolk would come to that rat's house and try to burn it down on the daily,
But sadly for them the rat's insults were just too much,
He called them the most terrible things,
And one by one they all left,
Except for one hooded individual,
The rat hurled the worst things he knew at them,
But this mysterious individual stayed,
The rat then came out of his house and asked who they were,
Slowly the individual revealed themselves as...
The Omnipotent Rodent that raised all the rats in all the lands,
That is why we worship this rodent,
That is why we need to spread the knowledge amongst all who dare face the challenges of the 21st century in Ratville,
And that is why we play the game.
The End.