Recent reviews by Bill Cosplay

great game

Made me angry, made me cry, made me touch myself. It's a good game boys. 10/10

First of all, I'm not really an expert on the game yet. I loved Railroad Tycoon so I was really exicted when I saw this in the Steam-Lottery and even won the game. In short: I can't say I wasted my money (partly due to me not spending any money).

The game is easy to get into, given you know how these kinds of games play out. If you ever played Railroad Tycoon or Sid Meier's: Railroads you'll know what to do from the start. All the others currently have to rely on Steam guides or trial-and-error to get the basics down. Given the lack of interesting industries (without mods) it's not a difficult game, though I don't think it is supposed to be since most of the fun comes from watching your little trains make their rounds and queue up at busy stations. It's a great game for everyone who ever wanted some miniature model trains but either doesn't have the space, the money, or loving parents who'd buy it for them during their childhood.

During my playtime I didn't encounter a single bug.

As it is right now, the game's performance isn't all that great. I often get lags and freezes at the end of an ingame month and a general decrease in FPS as the game progresses, it always stays at a playable rate (lowest I got was 26 FPS). I think that might be fixed in the future though! There also seem to be a lot of updates, so I'd bet my money on that.

The game also offers a modding community, which sadly isn't that big. This can and, hopefully, will change as well in the future though.

Overall I see a lot of potential in this game, but I wouldn't spend the full price buying it.

Pro:
Nice if you like watching trains do their rounds
Decent graphics
Mod support
Active devs

Con:
Performance
Long-term motivation (lack of industries)

Having played this masterpiece for about 10 minutes, I can safely say that this is the best "Choose your own adventure" game I've ever played. For the illiterate people here a "Choose your own adventure" is a Japanese kind of game. "Choose your own adventure" roughly translates to "This ♥♥♥♥ game doesn't even have steam cards or emoticons why did I even buy it" there is no literal translation as far as I'm aware.

The game has a very neatly arranged selection screen, giving you a total of four different options that might lead you to different things. The options are in this order from left to right (This is important because I've been told that this is a Japanese game and Japanese people read upside down) "Start", "Load", "Config" and last but not least "Exit". The "Exit" button closes the game, it is the only button I pressed so far so I am not sure what the others do, my Japanese is a bit rusty.

Greetings

It's like Eve Online with Anime girls

Ths game is like all the other Farming Simulators but it has 2011 in its name.

Fez is a 2D 3D retro action puzzle adventure platformer at its finest. The unique artstyle and the challenging but fair gameplay allows for some great fun in the Fishyverse. The creator Phil Fish managed to forge a unique gaming experience like it was never witnessed before. The game features an astonishing and unique artstyle and superb 2D platforming action. All in all I can only recommend this beautiful gem with its unique artstyle and never before seen gameplay. Other developers should take note of this masterpiece, before copying art assets from other games.

All in all I give this game a Fish/10.

This is a game that you should play if you want to be a cool kids that hates themselves.

We finished a mission. This game is great.

"It's like Persona without content lobster/farm animals" -IGN