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Textbook Delusions of Grandeur   United States
 
 
‘Should’ is such a tormenting word. A thinking trap.
Should. Our lives are ruled by shoulds.
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Once Human
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Hey, buy my shit.
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Level Reached
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Bosses Fought
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Experience Earned
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Created by - Nickolashx
933 ratings
A list of skeleton puns! There's a skele-TON of them! (Just a little collection of puns. Feel free to add more in the comments! I'll add them to the guide.)
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4.1 Hours played
It's a very fun game, if you really really like arcade and carnival games, this is for you. Despite what the concept alone might make you think, Most of the arcade games are sound, and actually LESS rigged than in real life. You're not guaranteed to win something every time, but when you play most of the arcade games, you get the feeling there's a fair chance you'll at least walk away with some tickets or even a nice plush prize. In the bigger arcade there's even laser tag and Go Karting, both of which are fairly fun to do. Not to mention there are other various activities to do as well: Launch fireworks off into the sky, buy lottery tickets, buy food and drink to eat (nothing too special there though), and even sell whatever you can carry in your pockets at the pawn shop, prizes from the arcades included. Hell, you can even have a paper route to make some extra cash.

You can buy a bus pass and take the bus around the island, or drive the golf cart around (Just make sure you buy fuel at the gas station, and watch the tank.)

From what i can tell, you can also decorate your home and room to a degree. I've placed things all over the place, saved and quit the game, came back ,and it was all were I left them.

However, i have one rather glaring issue: the claw games. When you grab something, the phsyics start kicking in, and the jerkiness of the claw will end up throwing out whatever you may have gotten before it can be put in the prize drop, and for me, this happened A LOT. It made them all rather frustrating, especially the Dude, Where's my Cow game. If the dev can get that fixed up-and I really, REALLY hope to see some pinball machines when they do- This game will be a absolute total blast for anyone who really loves themselves some old fashioned Arcade games.
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Comrade Nikolai 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:51am 
why he ourple
Mango 10 Jul, 2023 @ 4:07pm 
"No way ♥♥♥" pfp and tf2 :3
Juno 25 Apr, 2023 @ 8:09am 
Hello. Adding for ERP hardcore funny fart :) pls accept
real 22 Jan, 2023 @ 4:32am 
+rep scammer
Obama 2077 26 Sep, 2022 @ 12:45pm 
can you do my mom pls
Kona Katz 18 Jul, 2022 @ 10:26am 
Thanks! C: Tis mostly Hyena, and slight wolf!